Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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