so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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