I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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