I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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