You're completely useless in the revolution.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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