Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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