I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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