The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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