so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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