so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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