The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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