In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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