Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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