it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
