and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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