So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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