thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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