You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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