You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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