She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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