You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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