You really coming over, don't trick.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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