He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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