Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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