No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
