Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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