How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
