It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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