...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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