Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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