No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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