this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
