i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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