That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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