he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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