So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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