oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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