No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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