i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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