just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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