google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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