lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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