the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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