oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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