No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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