is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize