You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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