So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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