Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Where is the hickey?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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