One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
