Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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