Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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