when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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